Jszostak's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[William and Sly]

as far as i saw...

as far as i could see its very impressive, unfortunatley my computer expierenced quite a bit of lag.. i toggled the background and rain off, but you didnt put in any option (at least i couldn't see any) to turn the quailty down... i think i would need to play this on at least medium for it to be playable...

Kajenx responds:

Aww, yeah that sucks. :/ It's all bitmaps, so quality control won't do anything, unfortunately. Setting the quality just sets the anti-aliasing level for the vector graphics.

[To The Max!]

GAH!!!

the game looked so awesome, im a big fan of elastomania, but the god damn lag!!!! i dunno, my computer isnt terrible but the game was unplayable because of the lag! god i was so mad because the game looks like so much fun! fucking so mad right now!

CyberXR responds:

Thanks a lot for the great review mate =) I can see that u got some lag during your gameplay. Most of the problem lies in the bad compiled Graphics plus some bad written AS2.o with many if statements. Will try to fix this if I do a second edition. Thanks again :))

[Imminent]

better then i thought

that was really impressive. im sort of dissapointed that it ended on level 40, i hadnt even gotten all the weapon upgrades yet... so thats my only complaint. i guess for next time just have 60 different types of enemys, 12 weapons, and 20000000 levels... thatd be a lil better. thanks for the hour or so of fun...

Leonardo-Da-Finchy responds:

Try it again on defeat mode, it's endless!

[Batalion]

meh

i like that music but its getting over-used! and i have it in an upcoming movie! oh noes! darn, anyways it was 4 mbs! whats up with that!? its tiny... im having troubles with my 10 minute movie and your making little game 4mbs! cmon have some compasion, not all of us have all day!

TeknoGames responds:

it used to be 32 mb slick sounds 3 songs, then I put it to 6 mb with 3 songs, ok sounds, then I re-used one song, 4mb 2 songs. that is my story

[PuKE BaLL]

whoa!

dude, ok so many ideas, when you click the player a quick sub menu pops out and asks: Move, Straight shot, L-R shot, Sheild

Move: move the player around with the cursor
Straight shot: player stays in one spot and shoots continualy
L-R shot: player goes Left and right shooting on each side
Shield: player stay in one place and takes 1/2 damage

dont you think that would be sweet!?
oly fuck you need to make another version, and some how make it soo the computer can do all the stuff you can. hope you respond

xIconox responds:

DUDE! That idea rox!!!!

You so need to help us on future games. I beta test on our forum.

I'm not sure I'm up for fixing up this old game... maybe later, but I'm looking for good insight for our future games :D couldja help?

[Overrun]

SO FUN!

wow that was really addicting, i couldnt stop playing, once i beat the first mode (blood mountains was SOO FUN!) panic mode was also really fun i got 89372 then i died, it got intense near the end, this is really fun adn addicting and action packed and crazy graphics and insane fun clownhouse superbness!

Denvish responds:

Nope, no clowns. Thanks for the compliments on graphics, I know the backgrounds weren't too ace, but I spent a wallop of time getting the 3D stuff working. Not sure what the current highscore on Panic is, I'll have to check back through the reviews. Thanks for reviewing, anyway!

[Where's Waldo?]

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holy crap 16 took way to much of my time, okay but in 19, i think you screwed up, on the left side you see those two balloons theres a small one above the big one, go to the small balloon and slowl move your mouse to the right, youll see him, hes there i know it and you cant click him i KNOW YOUR TRICKS! I CAN SEE HIM! HES THERE! WITH HIS GREEN BEEDY EYES! HES THERE!!!!!YOU BETTER CLEAN UP!!

That-Is-Bull responds:

Sure.

[AntiClockClock's TV V2.0]

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man in the 5th one, think about how scared that guy must have been! oh and the 3rd one made me wanna puke but you shouldnt submit this its not flash work and i dunno why your green but w/e probably cuz your a clock

AntiClockClock responds:

Why did the 3rd one make you wanna puke? She lived and didn't have any serious after-injuries... look at her hair and think of fire. BOOM! Also, its green because everyone fucking loves me, not cuz I'm a clock... cuz I am AntiClockClock.. Biotch.

[A Valentines Day Card]

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meh... its okay not to entertaining probably needs more, and i think you messed up theres no nudity in it and you said "mild nudity" id change it before some the horny ng nerds start complaning you wasted their time

SurvivalisFutile responds:

well the naked girl in the preloader... my trade mark... i dont want some innocent little kid seeing something like that.. so i placed it as mild but thanks for the review